Saturday prime time
Escape Routes – The teams must find iconic New York scenes and take photos. 8 p.m. on NBC.
How I Met Your Mother – Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchys wedding. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on CBS.
Cops – A couple are caught with drug paraphernalia; a man involved in a domestic dispute is questioned. 8 p.m. on Fox.
Mike & Molly – Mike and Carl work too many double shifts together. (Repeat) 8:30 p.m. on CBS.
Cops – A suspect is caught throwing a white powdery substance out of a vehicle. (Repeat) 8:30 p.m. on Fox.
Betty Whites Off Their Rockers – Seniors plays pranks that include pouring a late spouses ashes on a park bench. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on NBC.
Criminal Minds – The BAU investigates when bodies are exposed by tornadoes in Kansas. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on CBS.
Bones – The team suspects murder when a storm chaser is killed while filming a tornado. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on Fox.
Best Friends Forever – After receiving divorce papers, Jessica decides to move back in with her old roommate in New York. (Repeat) 9:30 p.m. on NBC.
48 Hours Mystery – Officials suspect a man ran his daughter down in order to restore his familys honor. 10 p.m. on CBS.
Saturday late night
QViva! The Chosen – The cast arrives in Las Vegas; Marc surprises the artists. 11 p.m. on Fox.
Live From the Artists Den – Iron and Wine performs at Buckhead Theatre in Atlanta. 11 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
Saturday Night Live – Host Sofía Vergara; One Direction performs. 11:29 p.m. on NBC.
Sunday prime time
Harrys Law – A former client accuses Harry of taking advantage of him; Lisas antics make Chunhua uncomfortable. 8 p.m. on NBC.
The Amazing Race – The racers train with Masai warriors in Tanzania. 8 p.m. on CBS.
Once Upon a Time – David and Mary Margaret struggle with their feelings; a stranger makes Regina and Emma suspicious. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on ABC.
The Simpsons – Moes bar rag explains that he started as a medieval tapestry a thousand years earlier. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on Fox.
Bobs Burgers – Bob befriends his favorite baseball player when the pitcher starts playing for the local team. (Repeat) 8:30 p.m. on Fox.
The Celebrity Apprentice – Tensions are high among the celebrities; the teams each create a commercial for a website. 9 p.m. on NBC.
The Good Wife – One of Alicias cases is retried in Britain via satellite. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on CBS.
Family Guy – When Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and ends up winning, the family struggles to cope. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on Fox.
GCB – Luke talks Carlene into making Amanda matron of honor for their vow-renewal ceremony. 9:01 p.m. on ABC.
American Dad – Roger is made Steves legal guardian; Francine and Stan visit the worlds biggest water park. (Repeat) 9:30 p.m. on Fox.
CSI: Miami – Horatio suspects that one of his team murdered an enemy. 10 p.m. on CBS.
GCB – Pastor Tudor surprises the congregation when he tells them to get frisky. 10 p.m. on ABC.