Well, change my ringtone and call me Kelvin Sampson. Here's the shortest NCAA championship celebration in history.

A week after Brittney Griner and the Baylor women wrapped up their historic 40-0 season by cutting down the nets, Kim Mulkey's program and Scott Drew's men's program are under investigation for the same sort of "impermissible calls and texts" that brought down Sampson at IU. Only the Baylor folks make Sampson look like a rank amateur, if the charges are true.

So here's my question: Will the fallout from this end up with Baylor having to vacate its title?

If so, that would retroactively make Notre Dame the national champion.

Luck of the Irish, indeed.