So, trying to find something to watch on the tube tonight?

Well, here's just the thing: It's the Release of the NFL Schedule special!

It doesn't get much more nerdtastic than that, if you're an NFL fan. I mean, it's only up against the Stanley Cup playoffs. Who'd opt for the speed, skill, hitting and drama of that when you can spend the evening looking at the words "Nov. 8: Indianapolis at Jacksonville" or some such thing?

(And how about "Sept. 30: Bye." It doesn't get much more thrilling than that!).

Anyway .... I know I'll be riveted.

(No, really. They'll have to rivet me to my chair to get me to watch this).