Look, I don't know where they found Larry Brown, either. Maybe someone unearthed him on an episode of "Storage Wars" or something.
But there the much-traveled Brown was in Texas today, being introduced as the new head basketball coach at SMU. He is 71 years old, and hasn't coached college ball in almost 25 years. And so even though Brown and SMU no doubt answered lots of questions today, I'm guessing no one asked the obvious question.