The best of recent jokes by late-night comedians:
One of the agents involved in the scandal was on Sarah Palins detail in 2008 when she was running for vice president. And he posted a picture on his Facebook – apparently he had a little crush on her – of him standing behind her smirking and saying, Im checking her out. Which is more than you can say for the McCain campaign.
Yesterday the Secret Service said theyre interviewing rock star Ted Nugent because of remarks that he made that made them think he might be threatening the presidents life. Now look, I dont agree with Ted Nugent on almost anything. But to call him a threat is ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as to call him a rock star, but ridiculous nevertheless.
That Secret Service sex scandal keeps growing. Heres the latest: Three of the Secret Service agents involved in the sex and cocaine scandal are now leaving the agency. On the bright side, theyre going to have one hell of a going-away party.
President Obama is gearing up for his presidential campaign. Hes creating a new series of ads. The first ad boasts just last week my Secret Service created jobs for 11 Colombian women.
The escort claims the agents said they did not remember agreeing to pay $800 because they were drunk the night before and she refused to leave the room until she got paid. Eventually they settled for $225. These are the guys we should put in charge of negotiating our foreign debt.
This year the government will spend a trillion dollars more than it will take in. Experts say 32 percent of our taxes go to defense. And the rest buys hookers for the Secret Service.
According to his tax return, President Obama made $800,000 last year. In fact, the president made so much money that today he endorsed Mitt Romney for president.