OK, first things first: Yes, I do tweet now. So, Technology 1, Curmudgeonry 0.
Tell you what I don't do, though.
I don't tweet promiscuously, like this guy.
I mean, wow, what a chowderhead. You mock Derrick Rose's blown ACL because he wasn't wearing the right kind of shoe? As if, had he been wearing the Magic Swooshie, he wouldn't have gotten hurt?
How'd this guy get a job repping LeBron's sneaker deal?
Because, you know, I assumed you'd have to have half a brain to get that gig.