The best of recent jokes by late-night comedians:
Mitt Romney was attacking Obama about our failing education system. He has a point. We are graduating millions of people who are so lacking in basic analytical skills, they are considering voting for Mitt Romney.
A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, It is appalling that Obama spent his teenage years goofing around and smoking pot when he should have been pinning down gay kids and cutting their hair.
Former President Bill Clinton posed for pictures with his arms around two women, both of whom turned out to be famous porn stars. See, this is why we miss Clinton. He was like a president and a Secret Service agent all rolled into one.
The Center for Responsive Politics reports that President Obama has become the first politician in history to raise $1 billion in his political career. Imagine how much more he could have raised if people hadnt lost it all in his economic plan?
A new study shows current members of Congress speak at a 10th grade level. When reached for comment, Congressman Eric Cantor said, Nuh-uh!
Next month a new biography is going to come out about the life of 300-pound New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. The biography is called Are You Going to Finish That?
Republicans are trying to raise money, so Mitt Romneys checking under his couch cushions.
Remember Al Gore, the tubby vice president? He has a new girlfriend – that is, unless the Supreme Court takes her away from him.