Now ain't this rich.

Really? The NFL has invited Adam "Pacman" "Bugsy" "The Teflon Don" Jones to talk to rookies about how a professional athlete in the League is supposed to behave?

This is either a stroke of genius -- what better way to get Pacman to mend his ways than to co-opt him? -- or utter madness.

I'll let you Blobophiles answer that one. Me, I'm off to get some financial advice from Bernie Madoff.