This just in from the Penn State scandal front: The forecast is for denial, followed by heavy periods of denial.

Seems the Paterno family lawyers want to investigate the investigation, i.e. conduct their own exhaustive study of the Freeh Report. I'm quite sure their foundings will be totally unbiased and will absolve Paterno of blame only if the facts lead them to that conclusion.

I'm also quite sure that pigs fly like eagles when nobody's looking.

And while the Paterno family's saying all aboard the Let's Rewrite Some History train?

More of Jerry Sandusky accusers, some going back to the '70s, are coming forward.