And now another installment of your extremely irregular Blob feature, The Best Thing About The Olympics Today.
Is it Michael Phelps whupping Ryan Lochte?
Of course not.
Gabby Douglas becoming the first African-American to win all-around gold?
Don't be ridiculous.
The ongoing badminton scandal?
Please. Get a life.
No, it's this, Jacksonville sportscaster Dan Hicken expresses mock outrage at Bob Costas running over yet again on NBC's broadcast. Absolutely awesome stuff.
Anyone want to get money down now that Hicken is suspended and/or fired by the humorless lacquerheads at corporate, even though it's patently obvious he's not being serious?
Easiest bet you'll ever cash.