And Roger Penske thought his drivers had issues.
But all A.J. Allmendinger did was pop an Adderall, apparently by mistake if albeit a tad recklessly, which led to a positive drug test, which led to Penske ejecting him from his NASCAR Sprint Cup ride.
This is way worse.
Seriously, two of the Captain's sons nabbed for trying to break into a yacht club? And that's not even the worst part, in the Blob's humble opinion.
The worst part was Jay Penske -- who owns the Dragon Racing IndyCar team -- being accused of peeing on a woman's shoes.
How very un-Penske-like.