Surely there are other people having a worse week than Chad Johnson/Ochocinco/Johnson out there in Sports World. I just can't think of any.

First, he gets into a domestic dispute beef with his wife, reality star Evelyn Lozado, that leaves her with a gash in her forehead.

Then the Dolphins cut him loose so fast it makes you wonder if they'd already decided he was more trouble than he was worth.

Now Lozado has filed for divorce (and to think, they said it would never last) after 41 days of marriage.

On top of that, he changed his name back to Chad Johnson. So he hasn't even got the Ochocinco thing going for him anymore.

And you think you've had a tough summer just because the drought croaked your vegetable garden.