Ha ha, I couldn't resist.
To see some other photos from the first Komets practice of the season, click here.
Former Komets player Ken Gernander is being inducted into the American Hockey League Hall of Fame: click here.
Former Komets star David-Alexandre Beauregard will play for Tulsa of the CHL: click here.
Elsewhere, could the Alaska Aces have to rework their schedule? Click here. That would be too bad considering who is playing there -- and no, I'm not just referring to Dustin Molle. Alas, the Komets do not play the Aces.
Here's what Fort Wayne-native Brian Gratz is saying about his Bloomington (CHL) team: click here.
Let's see these guys deal with the traffic on Coliseum when there is a Komets game and a gun show: click here.
And a little heart-warmer from Missouri: click here.