And now, to prove once again that the Blob is a full-service, um, Blob ....
Congratulations to the West Indies, your 2012 world cricket champs. Condolences to Sri Lanka, which will forever be the answer to a trivia question: "Who was the 2012 runnerup in the world cricket championships?"
(Not that, you know, the whole thing isn't a trivia question. I mean, just read the story. It's literally incomprehensible to anyone who's clueless about cricket).
(Which would be, you know, just about all of us).