And now the latest dispatch from NASCAR, where the Chase is, yes, still going on, no matter what rumors you've heard ....
Jimmie Johnson is going to win again!
Yes, the guy who won five Cup titles in a row, almost singlehandedly causing an entire generation of NASCAR fans to nod off, then wake up and turn the channel to "Storage Wars," is about to do it again. For the sixth time in seven years, if you're still keeping count.
His win in Texas was his second straight, and now he leads Brad Keselowski by seven points with two races left. Don't know how your money can't be on J.J. right now, considering he's done this five times before, and this is Keselowski's first real stretch run.
So, there you go. We now resume our regular programming, already in progress.