And just when you thought the NHL season was going down the, um, crapper ....

Here's truly a man for his times.

Yes, sports fans, Jim Vigmond really did shell out five grand at auction for a Maple Leaf Gardens toilet, and that's not even the best part. The best part is what he says he'd like to do with it.

Something about sitting on it while smoking a Cuban cigar, drinking single-malt scotch and watching his beloved, if woebegone, Leafs.

And no doubt wondering whether he should attach a plaque: "Dave Keon (or Frank Mahovlich, or Johnny Bower, or Bill Baun, or whoever) did his business here."