And now for the latest edition of the Blob's stubbornly continual feature, The NFL In So Many Words:
1. Chuck. Strong.
2. Texans. Not so strong.
3. 'Bye, Lovie.
4. 'Bye, Andy.
5. 'Bye, Romeo, Chan, Norv ...
6. Hey, wait a minute. Norv's gone? Really?
7. Guess he didn't have incriminating photos after all.
8. Luckiest men in football: Rex Ryan, who's still in New York. Tim Tebow, who's (apparently) getting the heck out of there.
9. Pick up, Adrian Peterson. Eric Dickerson's on Line 2. Wants to thank you for not gaining nine more yards.
10. You know, it's a shame that whole Peyton Manning thing didn't work out in Denver ...