The best of recent jokes by late-night comedians:
The Bush Presidential Library is beautiful, and they have a huge section devoted to weapons of mass destruction, but nobody can find it.
Anthony Weiner is back on Twitter. Its like giving Lindsay Lohan the keys to the mini bar.
All five living presidents were in Dallas today for the opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. President Obama said he was happy to support the opening of the library. He should be. After all, Bush got him elected twice. Blame Bush on that one, sir!
Sen. John McCain went on TV this week to call Kim Jong-Un a clown and a fool. According to John McCain, that would still make him eligible to be vice president.
Theres a new iPhone app that tells women where they can buy Michelle Obamas clothes. Not only that – theres another app that tells men where they can buy Hillary Clintons clothes.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was in Texas today for the dedication of George W. Bushs presidential library. The library is already done, but they brought in Christie for a second ground breaking.
These (Tsarnaev) brothers killed a young policeman, carjacked an SUV, ending with a high-speed chase and a firefight in which Tamerlan was mortally wounded, ending his life as all Islamic terrorists dream: at Beth Israel Hospital.
I mean, at the end of this mans presidency, even as my fellow conservatives were abandoning Bush like rats on a sinking ship on a crash course with Cat Island, I remained faithful, and Im sure he knows that from the warrantless wiretaps he authorized.