OK, Blobophiles. Here's your quiz for today:
What was Dwyane Wade thinking here?
Look, I get it. A sportswriter passing judgment on someone else's fashion sense is like one Washington politician passing judgment on another Washington politician's ethics. All you wind up with is a lot of busted glass when those particular stones start to fly.
But you know what?
Back in the days when I was just a young nerd instead of a full-fledged adult nerd, I rocked that Capri-pants-with-a-matching-jacket look, too. Only the kids who made fun of me didn't fancy up the name with words like "Capri."
Sorry, D-Wade. But high-water pants are just high-water pants. Where's the flood, dude?