Heres the problem. When you get scandals in Washington – like the IRS, Benghazi, and the FBI – it really gets in the way of not getting things done. If they dont fix these crises pretty soon, honest to God, it could bring gridlock to a screeching halt.
People always say this to me: Hey, Letterman, they say. Why dont you make jokes about Obama? All right, Ill tell you why. I dont make jokes about him because I dont want the FBI tapping my phone, thats why.
President Obama this week denied that he knew about the inspector generals report detailing the IRSs increased scrutiny of conservative groups. So nothing to worry about, America, theres just a bunch of stuff happening that the president doesnt know about.
Minnesota this week became the 12th state in the country to legalize gay marriage. So finally Minneapolis can stop pretending St. Paul is just its twin.
This week marks the 40th anniversary of the Watergate hearings. For those of you too young to remember, back then the administration had an enemies list. They were spying on reporters, and they used the IRS to harass groups they didnt like. Thank God those days are gone forever.
This week will mark the 37th time House Republicans have tried to repeal Obamacare. If Republicans really wanted to do away with Obamacare, they should just endorse it as a conservative non-profit and let the IRS take it down.
Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the prince of the House of Windsor and the governor of the House of Pancake.