This is the first installment of If It Happened There, in which American events are described using the clichés and tone normally employed to describe events in other countries.
WASHINGTON – The typical signs of state failure aren’t evident on the streets of this sleepy capital city.
Beret-wearing colonels have not yet taken to the airwaves to declare martial law.
Money-changers are not yet buying stacks of useless greenbacks.
But the pleasant autumn weather disguises a government that is teetering on the brink.
Because, at midnight Monday night, the government of this intensely proud and nationalistic people shut down, a drastic sign of political dysfunction in this moribund republic.
The capital’s rival clans find themselves unable to agree on a measure that will allow the American state to carry out even its most basic functions.
While the factions have come close to such a shutdown before, opponents of President Barack Obama’s embattled regime appear prepared this time to allow the government to be shuttered over opposition to a controversial plan that is intended to bring this nation’s health care system in line with international standards.
Six years into his rule, Obama’s position can appear confusing, even contradictory. Though the executive retains control of the country’s powerful intelligence service, capable of the extrajudicial execution of the regime’s opponents half a world away, the president’s efforts to govern domestically have been stymied in the legislature by an extremist rump faction of the main opposition party.
The current rebellion has been led by Sen. Ted Cruz, a young fundamentalist lawmaker from the restive Texas region, known as a hotbed of separatist activity.
Activity in the legislature ground to a halt for a full day as Cruz insisted on performing a time-honored American demonstration of stamina and self-denial, which involved speaking for 21 hours, quoting liberally from science fiction films and children’s books. The gesture drew wide media attention, though its political purpose was unclear.
While the country’s most recent elections were generally considered to be free and fair (despite threats against international observers), the current crisis has raised questions in the international community about the regime’s ability to govern this complex nation of 300 million people, not to mention its vast stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction.
Americans themselves are starting to ask difficult questions as well. As this correspondent’s cab driver put it, while driving down the poorly maintained roads that lead from the airport, Do these guys have any idea what they’re doing to the country?