The Republican who summarized it best was Indiana Republican Marlin Stutzman, who said, Were not going to be disrespected. We have to get something out of this, and I dont even know that is. Say what you will about a toddler throwing a tantrum in the grocery store. At least he knows he wants Coco Puffs.
One woman was having so much trouble logging on (to the Obamacare site) that finally the NSA guy who was spying on her broke in and said, Hit Ctrl Alt Delete!
President Obama is taking advantage of the government shutdown. It was announced earlier today that he has furloughed his mother-in-law.
A man in Montanas dog ate five $100 bills he had lying on the dresser. The guy collected his dogs droppings in the yard, took out the pieces of the bill, sent them to the Treasury Department with a note, and the Treasury sent him a check for $500. Isnt that refreshing, to see Washington paying for crap from us rather than the other way around?
(Shutdown) Loser: John Boehner. I feel sorry for you, buddy. Its exhausting watching you try maintain your dignity wrangling those tea party maniacs. Youre like Seinfeld if there were 30 Kramers.
Loser: GOP. A new Fox News poll shows that disapproval of the Republican Party during the shutdown has jumped to 59 percent. And thats a Fox News poll. Talk about getting booed on your home field. By the way, if Fox News says its 59 percent, thats like the real news saying its 3,000 percent.
Loser, the Obamacare website, which had technical issues all week because of too much web traffic. You cant campaign on the fact that millions dont have health care and then be surprised that millions dont have health care. How could you not be ready? Thats like 1-800-Flowers getting caught off guard by Valentines Day.