Saturday is the shortest day of the year.
As a matter of fact, its so short that Sunday begins in about 20 minutes.
The longest day of the year, of course, is Christmas with your relatives.
When youre picking out your Christmas tree, dont make the mistake I made. Dont even talk about the three-year warranty. Forget that. Theyre just trying to make money.
It seems that personal information on nearly 40 million Target customers was stolen this week by hackers. Target customers are outraged and the NSA is really impressed.
Are you all done with your Christmas shopping? I bought a lot more people gifts this year than I thought I did. You know why? I used my credit card at Target. Thats why.
While Pope Francis was visiting a childrens center, a young boy snatched the Popes hat off. And because of a little-known Vatican law, that boy is now the new pope – Pope Timmy.
New research came out that reveals that being attractive in high school leads to success later in life.
So finally some good news for hot, popular teenagers.
There are only eight days left until Christmas, or 12 if you filed for an extension.
I tell you, its really amazing how popular baby Jesus was able to become without his mother posting a single picture of him on Facebook.
I finished my Christmas shopping over the weekend. I know. I hate me, too.