No, really, kids. This is what our Winter Olympians will be wearing in the opening ceremonies soon to come.
Allegedly, these knit monstrosities were designed by Ralph Lauren. Maybe, but only if Ralph Lauren were actually your Uncle Ralph -- you know, the crazy one who likes to break out those really obnoxious sweaters on Christmas Day.
Well, Uncle Ralph would fit right in with our Olympic heroes, so at least we've got that going for us. Actually, so would Ralphie from "A Christmas Story."
Pink nightmare; red-white-and-blue nightmare. The Old Man's got it pegged either way.