Sometimes you wonder just who's driving the bus in NASCAR, or if anyone is, or, if someone is driving, if they ever consult a GPS.

I'm of two minds about Reggie Bush.

I dreamed last night I was at the 2011 Final Four and Michigan State won the national championship.

A man apparently vying for the suddenly coveted title of Dumbest Guy In America chose to wear a LeBron James Miami Heat jersey to an Indians game.

... is going to be one of three things.

Jack Roush is either the luckiest man breathing air or the dumbest. I haven't decided which.

Golfers wimp out at St. Andrews.

Marion Jones' untainted teammates get medals back.

Just about every time I hear ESPN analyst Skip Bayless open his cakehole, an old Dan Jenkins line pops into my head: If Skip had a brain, he'd be outside playing with it.

This is what happens when you relieve Coach of his whistle, take him out of Tiny Town and move him to the big city to be the state's education czar.

I'd actually feel embarrassed for ESPN if I hadn't seen "Around the Horn" as many times as I have, and realized that ESPN's capacity for embarrassment is pretty much limitless.