While Jaclyn and I watched the America's Next Top Model finale -- both of us feeling that nauseous sensation you get after too much fabulousness and draping chiffon -- we chatted via instant messenger. Here is a recap of the show, with highlights of our online chat.

Today, guest bloger Kimberly Dupps Truesdell shares a cycle wrap-up of "America's Next Top Model." Be sure to tune in after tonight's episode for a final Jaclyn/Emma episode review.

Like Jaclyn, I've had my own dreams set in the magical world of America's Next Top Model. But, keep in mind, I've been taking burritos to help me sleep and, I'm not exactly sure, but I think it's making my dreams more insane than usual. (Actually, I'm taking Melatonin.) A few weeks ago, for instance, I dreamed Javiar Bardem was holding my hand. But in order not to scream about it, I had to pretend I was a narcoleptic.

Last night, I dreamed I was in the final two on "America's Next Top Model," with Nicole.

We spoke too soon last week -- THIS will be our last LOL mods of the "America's Next Top Model" cycle. To commemorate our fabuluz run, we're LOL'ing it up with each of the four finalists. Have your own captions to share? Comment away!

Apparently, the second to last cut is the deepest. Tonight's episode of America's Next Top Model was brutal, thanks to an unintentionally hilarious hula/hip-hop dance, a photo shoot where everyone was pelted by waves and the elimination of not one but two (.

Commercials for this week's "America's Next Top Model" share a Big Surprise for this second-to-last episode of the season: Tyra and co. will knock off two models Wednesday night, making for the first ever season finale without a Top Three.

It's Friday, the day we translate the model's photos into LolCatsian explorations of subtext; highlighting the recurring themes of despair and mutability in fashion photography. It's basically like listening to a cat read Yeats.

For this recap, Emma agreed to provide the traditional recap. I made my portion an Extravaganza of Quotes. The show liked Jennifer this episode -- they're nearly all by her.

Ever wonder what this cycle's finalists of "America's Next Top Model" would look like as cartoons?Us, too.

When it comes to deciding which cartoon character looks most like Nicole, Jaclyn and I don't agree. In fact, we fought about it ... with fists. Jaclyn broke a bottle over my head. I put her in a half-nelson. She gouged out my eyes and now I have to wear corrective glass eyeballs. I tore off her arms and threw them at her legs.

Well, it's pretend footage. Not real footage.

Finally, some good pics for LOL modz! Thanks, Tyra, for not doing another commercial or ridiculous triple-suspended-in-midair photoshoot. You're so nice to us bloggers.

Emma: In this week's challenge, the models were photographed while they were surfing. For God's sake. What's next? Modeling while spear hunting.

Yes, we're aware that the recession has hit everyone and everywhere: the media, the food industry, grocery stores, reality television.Oh yes, reality television.

This week, the women on America's Next Top Model made commercials for Covergirl. So, unfortunately, there are no still photos to goof on and turn into LolCatsian works of art. Because of this, we've revisited some of our favorite photos from the past of Courtney, Lulu and Ashley.